friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
how am I supposed to follow the law in these grand theft auto games if they don’t even give me a turn signal button
When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.
► Name ➔ Shelly
► Birth place ➔ Toronto
► Hair color ➔ Brown
► Age ➔ 23
► Eye Color ➔ Blue
► Birthday ➔ April 1
► Gender ➔ Female
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Single or taken? ➔ Taken
► Happy? ➔ Usually
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ Yes
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ He did
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ No
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes, very many people
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ No
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ No actually
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Long-term relationships
►Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Romantic night in
► Day or night ➔ Night
► Text or Call ➔ Text
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ Makeup
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ No
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Yes
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes
► Prank called a store? ➔ Yes
► Skipped school? ➔ Yes
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ Yes
► Spent all your money? ➔ Yes
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Yes
► Been really ill? ➔ No, just super sick with a cold/strep
► Gotten high? ➔ No
►Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
► Shorter or taller ➔ Taller
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ Intelligence
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Funny and poor
► Mac or PC? ➔ PC
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Chapstick
► City or country? ➔ City city city
► Driving or walking? ➔ Walking
►Last phone call? ➔ Mum and Danielle on Skype
► Last song you listened to? ➔ I have no idea
► Last thing you ate? ➔ Chicken
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Water
► Last place you were? ➔ Student dorms
► Last kiss? ➔ A few days ago
► Last picture taken? ➔ Today of the window view
► Last outfit? ➔ Shorts and a striped t-shirt
► Last purchase? ➔ A hotel room
► Last argument/fight? ➔ Who knwos
Last Person That
Slept in your bed besides you? heather&bryna~
Saw you cry? kevin.
You went to the movies with? kevin.
You went out to dinner with? keeeevin.
You talked on the phone to? the travel agent lady.
Made you laugh? heather/bryna.
Would You Rather
Pierce your nose or your tongue? nose.
Be serious or be funny? funny.
Drink whole or skimmed milk? whole.
Die in a fire or drowning? fire.
Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents.
Simple or complicated? simple?
Straight, gay or bisexual? straight.
Tall or short? short.
Right handed or left handed? right handed.
A lover of music or a lover of books? books.
Do You Prefer
Flowers or sweets? sweets.
Grey or black? black.
Color photos or black and white? colour.
M&Ms or Skittles? m&ms.
Staying up late or waking up early? staying up late.
Sun or moon? moon.
Winter or Autumn? autumn.
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends.
Rainy or sunny? rainy.
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate.
Vodka or Jack? vodka.
What time is it? 2:07am.
Nicknames? shelly,shells, spooder, voldeh
When is your birthday? april 1
What do you want? pizza.
How many kids do you want? no.
Want to get married? i guess.
What kind of music do you like? lots of kinds.
Nervous habits? nail biting, and chewing my lip.
Are you double-jointed? no.
Can you roll your tongue? yes.
Can you raise one eyebrow? yes.
Can you cross your eyes? yes.
Which shoe goes on first? left.
Ever thrown something at someone? yes.
On average, how much money do you carry with you? like 10$.
What jewelry do you wear? a ring and earrings usually.
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? twirl.
Have you ever eaten Spam? no.
Favorite ice cream? chocolate.
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? 3 or 4.
Can you cook? yes.
Alcoholic beverage? beer.
Car ride? tonight.
Song played? idk.
Person you saw? my sister and her boyfriend.
Time you cried? recently idk.
Fight? recently idk
Western Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
Chinese Zodiac: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig
Celtic Zodiac [x]: Birch (the Achiever), Rowan (the Thinker), Ash (the Enchanter), Alder (the Trailblazer), Willow (the Observer), Hawthorne (the Illusionist), Oak (the Stabilizer), Holly (the Ruler), Hazel (the Knower), Vine (the Equalizer), Ivy (the Survivor), Reed (the Inquisitor), Elder (the Seeker)
Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP,INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ, ENTP
The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine
Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2,Type 3,Type 4, Type 5, Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9
Soul type [x]: Sage, Server, Scholar, King, Artisan, Priest, Warrior